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You Might Be a Bostonian if....

1. You think of Philadelphia as the "deep south."

2. You think it's God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.

3. You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet ( no R).

4. You think three straight days of 90 = is a heat wave.

5. All your pets are named after Celtic hall of famers.

6. You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."

7. Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry frenzy.

8. You don't think you have an attitude.

9. You know the significance of 1918.

10. Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

11. When out of town, you think the natives of the area you're visiting are all whacked.

12. You still can't bear to watch highlights from the game 6 of the 1986 world series.

13. You have no idea what the word compromise means.

14. You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

15. You don't realize that you talk twice as fast as everyone else.

16. You're anal, neurotic, spasmatic & stubborn.

17. You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.

18. You think $15 to park is a bargain.

19. Your favorite adjective is "wicked."

20. You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.

If you're from Boston:

1. You'll know who the cahdnal is, how to take the T to JP and what the blinking red light atop the old Hancock Building means in the summer.

2. And if you're smaht, you'll know how not to get cahded at the packie.

Herewith, a survival guide to Bawstin:

How we tok:

When we say: \ We mean:....

bizah	= odd	pissa	= superb
flahwhiz	= roses, etc.	retahded	= silly
wikkid	= extremely	shuah	= of course
Hahwahya?	= How are you?	yuz	= you, plural
Khakees	= what we staht the cah with	hahpahst	= 30 minutes after the hour

How we'll know you weren't bon heah:

You walk the Freedom Trail.
You call it "Copely" Square.
You go to BU.

Submitted by Ken Enox

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